NEWSLETTER
5th DECEMBER 1975
INTRODUCTION

The weeks are rocketing by and we have now arrived at the R and R phase of the tour. So most of the readers of this newsletter which certain members of 49 Battery Intelligence Section feel is rather too clean. will be catching up on the regiment's doings at first hand. The Editorial staff hope you have a pleasant few days and return with some interesting stories which we might publish. We are always short of good material.

This vweek I feel it is in order to remind you all of the various tasks performed by the Regiment which help to keep this part of Northern Ireland quiet., 1 will not mention static points further as you must have had your fill of them last week.

Patrolling, which is small groups of people moving round the area to report and prevent incidents, is done on foot and by vehicle. Particularly by 94 Battery who can not afford to stand still in the Bogside. Foot patrolling is done in groups of four moving from one relatively secure position to the next., Mobile patrolling is done in pairs of vehicles motoring slowly and never indicating their intentions before they actually taka new course,, Patrols are used to gain information of what is happening in the area.

Cordon and search operations are specific tasks used with careful planning to achieve a specific aim. One group of soldiers form a ring round the to be searched, This ensures that people coming out of the area are not wanted for questioning. Another specially trained group go in and search the area, This type of operation is used when a planned arrest is to be made.
Follow ups and hot pursuits as their names imply are operations which follow incidents and allow the maximum information to be gained from that incident.

This week we have produced a TV film with thirty three messages for Fallingbostel That is more than can be put across on Ulster Calling and we hope it will be a success The Padre will no doubt return with a list of people we should interview next time in an attempt to satisfy everyone. With regard to messages the telephone number ."or the Asters Show has been readily available since we arrived. People have tried to get on the show not always with success and it is hoped that this will continue.

CONGRATULATIONS
We send our congratulations to LBdr and Mrs Stretch on the birth of their son in West Chester Maternity Hospital.

A TROOP RIDE ON
Having now completed a quarter of the tour we can say that we have our feet well under the table, Everyone has settled and knuckled down to the task in hand.
The job itself is very repetitive, and calls for a great effort in concentration and application to spot the unusual from the ordinary. A case in point was a car stopped by Bdr Dave Waterman operating a check point. Having searched many cars that particular day he stopped one which to him warranted a closer scrutiny. Under the back seat were two shotgun cartridges. As it happens the chap in the car was licensed to have them, but it takes real effort to find anything at all when cars, at peak periods are coming thtough the check points at the rate of one every two seconds.

Lbdr Taffy Evans showed real professionalism when having got wind of a hi-jacked car, his prompt and accurate reporting resulted in the arrest of three armed men in another part of the Regimental area. Well done Taffy.

Our search team lead by Lbdr Steve Shaw has been kept pretty busy, even though the "finds" we have had, have only been of interest to our Intelligence Section. No actual arms have yet been located. At the moment it is not that type 'of area. But we must keep at it to show the locals that the Battery dominates and runs the area and nobody else.

• Gnr Hatenboer had his photograph taken as part of the public relations exercise the Army runs for local papers, in this particular case for the Chester Observer. With him were the two Dalzll twins, who must be the most photographed pair of soldiers in the Army. So much so that it is hard to get them to speak to us lesser mortals? and they refuse to be photographed with anyone else unless their palms are crossed with silver.

But Gnr Jacko Jackson reckons he will be far more photogenic than they, once he gets his new teeth from the dentist. Anyone else with a narcissus complex?

We are all looking forward to Christmas and are planning a small celebration party for Christmas to compensate in some small way for being parted from our loved ones.

OVER HEARD

Two soldiers talking as Lt Gen Sir David House walked passed.
Let me know when this be-comes a volunteer army. Id like to volunteer for General.

MURPHYS GANG (C TROOP NO 1 SECTION)

Life in Number One Section (Murphy,s Gang) has been very quite of late. The only thing we have to shout about is the killing of a rat at our favourite checkpoint.
In the early hours of Tuesday morning a rat staggered in dying of rat poison, "which.was laid down by our gallant BQHS the night before. We put a cordon on straight away. No fear of our rat getting away. LBdr Ronald (Egg-on-Legs) Stanton carried out the execution by kicking the rat to death. Gnr Derek (Nipon) Hiscox had threatened to eat the rat if the food at Waterloo Car Park didn't improve.

It is a laugh a minute with Murphy’s Gang, with non stop jokes from Gnr Steve (Waffler) Stinson and Gnr Terry (Swamp Rat) Hindmarsh. We had a narrow escape from injury on our vehicle checkpoint when a Bedford from 3LI knocked over our sentry box and the language from Gnr Chris (Gabriel) Harding and Gnr Mel (Monkey) Owens was not printable. I must mention here about our spanner boy Lcpl George (Porno) Kershaw (REME), who keeps our bedsprings fully maintained for the 18 hours sleep we do not have every day. On Sunday morning last the Section was involved in a cordon while our search team scoured the bushes. This was a joint effort with B Coy of 5 UDR. These part time soldiers do not like standing around street corners for very long. The cry from them is, "how long will the search team be" or "when will they be finished" or 'if the search team don't hurry up we are going home". But let's be fair to them, they do a very good job here in Northern Ireland. We are always very pleased to see the UDR when they come to relieve us on a checkpoint.

E TP FOLLIES
"Write something novel and exciting without mentioning the move over to Ireland", said Prophet as he moved nervously from one Battery location to another. With this in mind I can only begin by saying that I think there is nothing further from the minds of E Troop than the move to Ireland - the move back to Germany is another matter.

Since the last troop report life has-certainly been varied if not exciting. We have now instituted "Flexibility" as our main prop to troop policy. This is due mainly to the experience we had last Friday. Having just completed a patrol we were tasked to carry out a snap search of the area lust behind the Battery location in connection with the shooting of the UDR man in 18 Bty's area. Gnrs Noel Kennedy and Jacko Johnson were over heard during a conversation discussing whether they were looking for a dead body or the bullets that caused the death.
Gnrs Roy Wilson and Mel Ruddick whilst up to their knees in rubble thought the whole thing was awful, but would have preferred to search the following morning when the temperature may well have lifted a few degrees.
The search over, the troop moved back into camp. The thought foremost in everyone’s mind was a hot cuppa, but the unfortunates in the company of the Troop Commander had to settle for a hot pursuit1.of a couple of "Derry Fairies", (I think the Tp Comd must be a bit kinky that way). Having traced these characters to their flat where we met numerous other "friends", and after an offer of a drink we decided to return to camp. I have never seen four soldiers refuse a drink so rapidly before, but I can now guarantee that they must occasionally say no.
I believe our troop bard is composing a sonnet about Derry. Maybe it will be entitled "Bequeers to the Nation". Gnr Ken Bailey is continuing his policy of 'be nice to the natives' his missionary type techniques are unsurpassed (he still continues his Judo training).'
A new arrival to the inverted Champion Troop arrived this week - Gnr 'Woody1 Oakes hard luck son, stick with it.
Finally our determination to win next years champion troop competition does not wilt under the onslaught of perpetual criticism; we feel that needle-work and domestic science could be our strength in next years inter-troop battle. (Following queer's has obviously captured the: Troop Commanders imagination).
Did you hear about the Irish girl who thought that a bedroom suite was an oral contraceptive?

QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Lt Moore speaking to one of his room mates.
If you tick anymore the BC will be forced to put a cordon round you.

A STATEMENT OF PHILOSOPHY
He who does not enjoy his own company is usually right.

J TROOP NEWS
The three weeks since our last letter have gone very quickly and it has been very quiet, but the lads are not complaining.
The first of the lads started going out on their nights off last week. They are transported across the River Foyle to the Barracks of the 1 KINGS REGIMENT where they can enjoy a beer and dance at the disco. By the bleary eyes the following morning they all enjoyed themselves.
Now we are into December, and the cold weather has started to arrive, the war cry is days to do to R & R, The first of the troop leave on their R & R on the 12th Dec and the lucky lads are Gnr Boy and Gnr Sherrington both flying to ENGLAND and really looking forward to a great four days.

We had a slight mishap last week on the Craigavon Bridge at the vehicle check point; the cars are stopped, checked and searched at random. Every: thing, was going along nicely until it got dark and one checker selected a car for searching. He instructed the driver to turn out all his lights and pull over into the next lane where the searcher was waiting.
Just as the driver was told out went the lights and over pulled the car but now he could not see and the searcher Gnr Jones. was knocked down. Happy to say he was only bruised. As you can imagine the air then turned blue and the checkers ears turned red and I don't think he will ever tell anymore drivers to turn out all their lights.

We have only one Congrats this month and this goes -to Cpl Dave McKay on his recent promotion. Well done Dave.

Before I sign off I have been instructed by Cfn Mclnnis that after all the thought he. has put into writing a poem, I must use it in my newsletter.
So with this I sign off for another 3 weeks. By the way there were 5 verses but I thought I had better only write four.
It's 9-15 on Sat'day night.
This Sangar I'm in's a load of alright.
Me Mates out there getting wet.
Tough on him stupid Git.

Fours hours to push, Bleeding Hell,
I'll clean my gun might as well.
I think Ifll knock that on the head,
I?d rather be in my cumfy bed.

Hawkin St, what a hole!
Not bad showers but waters cold.
What a loser, started to rain.
Just come off squire, What me again!

Three months to do what a drag,
Suppose it's not really all that bad.
Our relief will come, we hope they do
Then we,ll just say "Stag on 32"

LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sir,
Although we all enjoy reading your Newsletter we feel it lacks the spice of some of the glossy magazines seen around Battery locations, Tac Ops and numerous bed spaces.
I thought I would tell you about my experiences in the Gun Park with my wife before I left for N. Ireland.
'My -wife mentioned to me the week before I left that she had never seen an M107 let alone had a ride on one. As I was due to leave for Londonderry early on the Monday morning we went for a farewell walk on Sunday afternoon. We ended up in the
49 Battery Garages. I showed her over the gun .and noticed that she was looking at me lovingly and was obviously turned on by all the green and black paint (new still from Inkerman Day). But once she saw the red knobs of the loader rammer assembly there was no stopping her.

Obviously the elevation and run out of the barrel was too much for her so I had to do something - I started the engine - the roar of the Greyhound bus, the smell of the diesel fumes and throbbing vibrations just sent her wild, so what next?

The 'layers' seat I thought so grabbing the dial sight I thrust her into the seat and prepared for action .......... but that familiar cry of "BAD RAM" came ringing in my ears and I lost all enthusiasm.
Yours Sincerely
Name & Address withheld

INTSUM
Don't judge everything by appearances - the early bird may simply have been up all night.
CITY SITREP
It's a hell of a climb up Shipquay Street
From the grey-greasy Foyle and the docks,
Past Georgian facades
For a hundred odd yards
For a pretty poor view from the top.
There commands winged victory, insouciant
To the chaos around and below.
Former agents of strife
To her left and her right
Stare with unseeing eyes that cant know.

Still, we're doing our best in the city
To improve on the natural scene.
Our Flowerpot Men
Have been at it again
And the place is now looking quite clean.

So, be gone surplus breezeblock and dannert!
Au revoir, rusted wriggly tin.
Where it once was "no-go"
Soon the buses will flow.
It's not much, but one has to begin
( somewhere).
' V
Now the Diamond will very soon sparkle
And the Fountain begin to play.
Come what mayhem and strife, I
With the town back to life
Even Vera would say it's O.K.

Having been rudely awaken from our hibernation by the little man “PRO” we find that our turn has come to write another article for his Pathetic Magazine.

Very little has happened in Echelon during the past few weeks except of course for our "bomb". We were all told to vacate our beds pretty damn quick as a bomb had been put into the cookhouse. It was very hard for the 3rd Light Infantry to get us our little nooks and crannies, but eventually they succeeded. It was all very exciting and the Explosives Expert was sent for to sort the matter out.

Gnr (swamp rat) Armstrong requested that he be allowed to go into the kitchen. Fearing for the man's life, Molar refused him permission. Of course "Swamp Rat" was very agitated, but Molar was adamant that he should not go in as "heroics" were not a part of
the Echelon Charter.

One and half hours later, after the Explosives Expert had fired 5 shots into the sinister looking object, we were all told that the so called bomb was in fact a lunch bag which now contained lead sandwiches and a riddled thermos flask. When all the fuss died down, swamp Rat requested permission to go into the cookhouse. Molar, at this time was red in the face and puffing like a grampus, "What the hell do you want to go into the cookhouse for? the matter has been felix, I know", says Swamp Rat, "I just want to collect the packed lunch that I left behind. ."

We have other incidents of course, but being old hands at the game we don’t report them to Tac as they tend to get their knickers in a twist at the slightest sign of aggro. we at Fort George tend to play it cool. For instance did you know that our Chancellor David was attacked by the Apache on his return from the outstations, he had an arrow right through his windscreen. I am also told that we at Fort George are under fire constantly from the border. Luckily the range is so great that the sting is completely taken out of the shot and the rounds just fall over the barricade.

In fact to ensure that we are completely safe at Fort George we sleep on board that might of the British Navy the RAME HEAD.
The sailors are very kind and will do "almost" anything for us. At 4.30pm we are told to 'darken ship". We close all portholes (windows to the non nautical members) and batten down. This means that for 18hrs of the day we lack the niceties of life like oxygen.
With sailors chewing baccy and Capt Bob Coward, Rev John Webb and the ruddy paymaster all smoking cheap fags that they bum off the Navy, life is hell.

We at echelon were very pleased to see Capt Bob Coward arrive safely on the 25th November for two reasons, one it means that we have completed a phase in our tour, and two, it means that we are getting rid of the other one.
Although we will be glad to see him back for one reason, it means that we have only got a month left to do.

The boys from echo would like to close this edition of "Fort George Scene” by congratulating Captain Bob and Mrs Marion Coward on becoming Grandparents.
I personally think that Marion is about the most attractive and youngest "Gran" of all time.

"CG AND THE HOLE DIGGERS"

The hole outside the Battery block, if you remember, was started last week with the grand opening evening in which four down and out “Micks” pondered over the job.

Our leader, Major David Whitworth (henceforth known as 'Spud') spent many hours explaining the layout of the sewage plant to the team.
"US and THEM". (Them in this instance being our down and out Micks)

Spud ordered the necessary equipment which arrived promptly at 8 o'clock last Wednesday, Of course typical of the situation no workers arrived. So he detailed the work out; to our master shot Ssgt-;Peter Beard I/c press hammer, master loader Gnr Peter Yardley became the concrete mixer fixer, Bdr Micheal Scaife read the instruction manual (he's good at reading, cos he looks after the books!). A new face appeared on the scene in the form of Bdr Mick (Half a spud) Organ who is the present calculator instigator - his job is to use the ruler or should we say boot!

Eventually we got started, the press hammer being operated from morning to night cutting its way through the Irish bog, tearing up the tarmac to find the source of our sewer. After 7 hours digging and shovelling 'Spud” ordered us to stop, STOP? What for? Sorry lads we've been digging in the wrong direction. I was standing the wrong side of the hole ! The instructions said start digging from the left as you come through the front gate!.' The BSM had just cleaned his wheelbarrow, now we have got to fill in the hole. Watch it, here he comes smiling radiantly. BSM 'Spud' said, sorry. I was reading the instructions wrong. Fill it in and start digging here! (Language unprintable - Ed) OK lads, fill it in, and we shall start here.

So you see folks, we about turned and started to dig where we finished filling in.
We now have a super hole ready for the pipe line to be laid. Bdr John Adams, who has been thinking of joining the Royal Pioneer Corps, clapped his hands with joy at seeing this our very first hole spread in all its glory.
I
Our four down and out Micks continue to eye us with suspicion, when we talk about manual labour they think we are talking about a Mexican

The first pictures of the 'Hole' should be out of the dark room very soon, until then bye and we shall leave you with a little joke about our friends. I

Because her husband Patrick was out of work, a bograttess (woman who lives in the Bogside) went to a building site to get a job. At first, the personnel officer (a spud like Major David W.) was reluctant to set her on but when she told him how she could dig a hole nine foot square by nine foot deep in under an hour, he said she could start, so long as she dressed as a man. I
The next morning, she squeezed into her husband's boiler suit, tucked her hair under his cap, and' went off to work. She started digging like mad, then "RIP", her trousers ripped. Paddy, digging at the other end of the trench, turned round, looked, threw down his spade and rushed up to the site office. I
"I want my cards - you're not working the b___s off me like you did to that other bloke".


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