IT WAS WHILST I WAS HAVING THIS SHAVE
THAT THE SAS
SNUCK UP
AND DROPPED A BAG OVER MY HEAD
ME CAPT TROUGHTON AND LEWIS WERE TIED TO A TREE
EVERY TIME THAT CAPT TROUGHTON COMPLAINED THEY
KICKED HIS FEET.
IT TOOK US AGES TO FREE OURSELVES AND
WE WERE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE BATTERY
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